Women Are Giving ...

Whatever you give to a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what she is given to her.

So... If you give her crap,
you will get a bucket full of shit..
(Ali)